Tuesday, October 27, 2009

God of War Collection Dated, Trophied

Thank god! Finally, after a long wait, November is here...in 4 days. But your betrothed God of War Collection is soon on it's way. What day? The 17. That's right, the same goddamned day as Assassin's Creed II, Left 4 Dead 2, Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles, Tony Hawk: Ride, and a metric fuck-ton of Blu-Ray movie releases (Fight Club, Star Trek, Clerks, Chasing Amy and BrĂ¼no).

But, they have trophies, too! It's been confirmed that both games will be treated as separate games, considering both are on a single disc (really, if they put each game on it's own Blu-Ray disc, that's pathetic). Both games have their own trophy lists, which means Platinums for each game. Yes, there is a trophy for the sex mini-game in GoW1. And trust me, the Platinums will not be hard. That is, you don't get along with the Challenge of the Titans. I swear to god, that guy will never be allowed at Thanksgiving again!

Catch the list after the break.

[Via PlayStation.blog]




GOD OF WAR

36 Trophies

B:20 S:10 G:5 P:1

 
Bronze
  • 1.21 Gigawatts - Acquire Poseidon’s Rage
  • Rocking Out - Acquire Medusa’s Gaze
  • Bolt Action - Acquire Zeus’ Fury
  • Sword Man - Acquire Blade of Artemis
  • Soul Search - Acquire Army of Hades
  • Matador - Win the first Minotaur fight
  • Scape Goat - Win the first Satyr fight
  • Roll Over … and Die - Win the first Cerberus fight
  • Don’t They Ever Shut Up! - Defeat the Desert Sirens
  • Beat a Dead Horse - Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades
  • Kickboxer - Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle
  • Rockin’ the Boat - Complete the Sex Mini-Game
  • Don’t Leave Her Hanging - Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare
  • Get the Ball Rolling - Complete the Challenge of Atlas
  • Totally Baked - Complete the Human sacrifice
  • Splash - Kiss the Nyad
  • Get Me a Beer Kid - Free yourself from the depths of Hades
  • Zero Health - Open a Health Chest when your health meter is already full
  • Hitman - Get a 100 Hits Combo
  • Getting My Ass Kicked - Die enough times to get offered Easy Mode
Silver
  • Kratos’ Marble Collection - Collect all the Gorgon Eyes
  • Stick it in Your Cap! - Collect all the Phoenix Feathers
  • It’s the HUGE One - Retrieve the Captain’s Key
  • Take the Bull by the Horns - Defeat Pandora’s Guardian
  • God Killer - Kill Ares
  • Head Hunter - Obtain the head of the Architect’s wife
  • The Power to Kill a God - Retrieve Pandora’s Box
  • Hitman 2 - Get a 200 Hits Combo
  • Legend of the Twins - Watch the ‘Birth of the Beast’ Treasure
  • Seeing Red - Max out all Weapons and Magic
Gold
  • Prepare to be a God - Beat the Game on any Difficulty
  • You Got the Touch! - Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage
  • I’ll Take the Physical Challenge - Complete the Challenge of the Gods
  • Speed of Jason McDonald - Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty
  • Key to Success - Collect all of the Muse Keys
Platinum
  • Trophy of Zeus - Unlock all God of War Trophies
GOD OF WAR II

35 Trophies

B:18 S:11 G:5 P:1
 
Bronze
  • Breaking Wind - Acquire Typhon’s Bane
  • Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough - Acquire Rage of the Titans
  • Blue Balls - Acquire Cronos’ Rage
  • Shiner - Acquire the Golden Fleece
  • Rock their World - Acquire the Head of Euryale
  • Learning to Fly - Acquire the Icarus Wings
  • Shaky Ground - Acquire Atlas Quake
  • Death from Above 2009 - Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time
  • Resurrection - Climb from the pit of Hades
  • Rock Hard - Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas
  • Pick’n on the Little Guy - Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates
  • Watcha Got on the Hot Plate? - Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue
  • Whip it Good - Whip the Steeds of Time
  • Lift with Your Knees - Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten
  • Swinger - Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge
  • Stoner - Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies
  • Super Sized - Get a 500 Hits Combo
  • Hitting Your Stride - Power up any item
Silver
  • Eye Can’t Believe it - Collect all the Gorgon Eyes
  • Go Make a Pillow! - Collect all the Phoenix Feathers
  • Eye Sore - Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes
  • Boss Batch 1 - Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus
  • Boss Batch 2 - Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus
  • Boss Batch 3 - Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate
  • Daddy Issues - Defeat Zeus
  • Rise and SHINE - Awaken the Phoenix
  • Spread ‘Em - Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates
  • Shine King - Open the door to the Temple of Euryale
  • Blowin’ Your Wad - Max out all Weapons and Magic
Gold
  • The End Begins - Beat the Game on any Difficulty
  • Feel the Urn - Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power
  • Bleeding Thumbs - Beat the Challenge of the Titans
  • 15 Min Fight Scene - Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes
  • You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff… - Collect all Uber Chests
Platinum
  • Trophy of Gaia - Unlock all God of War II Trophies