Thursday, October 29, 2009

What the hell happened to GTA IV?

I rush home after queuing up The Ballad of Gay Tony on xbox.com, I turn the 360 on, let it download, pop in GTA IV and get settled in what is being praised as a phenomenal way to end the stories of Liberty City.

I have one question after getting passed the "Bang Bang" mission: What the fuck happened?

I've experienced shitty controls, terrible clipping issues, floating cars (far more than what it was in Niko's story and TLAD) and an overall horrid experience. I simply cannot stand playing this game right now.

The driving is my main problem, specifically with the "floaty" issue. It took me about 30 minutes to get used to the new driving physics when GTA IV first came out. I've been playing TBoGT for 3 goddamned hours. There's no way in mighty fuck that I can enjoy this game.

I'm going back to Ratchet & Clank. I'll see you when L4D2's demo drops next week, 360.