Sunday, February 27, 2011

Christian Bale's Wikipedia Page Violated, Don't Need no Hoes


I know this has nothing to do with video games (possible tie-in with Nolan's Batman films and Arkham City...?), so bear with.

So for those watching the Oscars tonight, you've probably noticed Christian Bale's noticeable face armor. So noticeable, in fact, that his Wikipedia page has already been "vandalized".

More like awesomeised.

Apparently, Christian Bale is now Jesus, has been for some time, is older than time and space itself, and when it comes settling down with a wife, he don't need no hoes.

It's on Wikipedia, so it must be the truth...right?

[Wikipeida, but it has already been reverted to a previous edit]